Ivy League Conservatives

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Oh, how positively clever. Bars in Minnesota, in an attempt to circumvent the smoking ban enacted within the state, are printing up playbills and encouraging patrons to come in costume. They’re billed as ‘actors’, and as such, can smoke freely–after all, they’re just following the script. Where’s Darwin when you need him? Back in his day, these law-breakers–and the death their habit will hasten–would be chalked up to natural selection. Today, they’re just cheeky Minnesota smokers.